I began writing this article in July 2025 but did not publish it - for reasons that are about to become very clear indeed.
Over the last 17 years Souren has sent me a number of death threats,
and given her mental state I've always taken them seriously. But in
July of this year she really ramped things up. At the time I wasn't
aware of any particular reason that may have prompted the threats but
whatever it was it was certainly nothing to do with me.
I received this trio of emails:
And to finish up...
Nice,
eh?
But this was just the amuse-bouche because there subsequently followed two thoroughly vile videos on YouTube - full of the usual hate and complete bollocks in which she doubled-down on her threats.
In one of the videos she mentions making death threats to another person by way of getting them to pay attention. This admission, coupled with an earlier one about provoking people, suggests that this is yet another desperate attempt to gain some sort of response. I'm really not sure what response you expect to get when you threaten to kill someone - so she'll have to make do with my making her rants and threats public. For now...
She
went on to make a couple more videos ('nazi zombie monster' gets another
mention!) pleading for people who've been stalked by me to get in touch
with her. I'm sure she'll be inundated...with stone-cold silence. One
of my friends gets a mention too - apparently I 'went after him'. I'm
sure he'll be devastated, especially after all the help he's been in
keeping track of Souren's online rantings.
Naturally, I reported the emails to Google...but as this
brings the total of death threats I've reported up to five and nothing's
yet happened I felt sure that Google will just put it down to high spirits.
I also reported the two videos to YouTube. What happens next remains
to be seen.
And what happened next was...well, not a lot really.
In one of her videos she did actually get something right! Yep, it appeared
that Google had taken my complaint seriously and blocked her Gmail account
for 'spamming'. Of course, I got the blame for that - and for once she
was bang on the money. It didn't last though, because a few days later
I got this:
Further
ranty videos appeared in the meantime - and it came to light that the
incident which provoked the above death threats was due to a couple
of young men disturbing her while she was kipping under her tarp. As
per usual this was all part of my organised campaign to harass her to
death - and couldn't possibly have just been two lads being a bit cheeky.
She also insisted that it must have been a targeted attack because they
knew she was Dutch (one of them said something to her in Dutch). I'm
no scientist but I think it's reasonable to assume that most people
speak the native language of the country they live in. Just a theory,
mind. Anyway, this incident prompted yet another video, which contained
this very disturbing text accompaniment:
This
isn't the first time she's mentioned knives and stabbing people - but
what of the 'Been there done that' statement? Is she admitting that
she's killed someone? It sure looks like it to me.
Can you imagine someone like her wandering around with a knife? And
what of that knife she 'found' a little while back? I would say that
she's effectively made herself "Armed and dangerous".
All of this is obviously horrific, but it occurred to
me that over the years it's become something that I've just had to put
up with. And it also occurred to me that that's a very sad state of
affairs. The last time I tried to deal with all this through official
channels it took a lot of hard work and a great deal of time for what
turned out to to be a rather disappointing result.
I'm a busy chap - in both a professional and social capacity - and the
very last thing I need is to have to go through all the rigmarole of
putting in a formal complaint to the relevant authorities.
But
then another video appeared - perhaps the most disgusting one she's
ever spewed forth - in which she threatens to kill me (again), my brother
and my children - and states the order in which she'll do so.
I think that when I set up this site I never really held
up much hope that it would solve anything other than giving me the satisfaction
of sharing my side of the saga - but after that barrage of death threats
my attitude changed. That sad state of affairs was all well and good
when it was just me that bore the brunt of it - but in threatening my
children Souren has effectively declared war.
So war it is.
I have had to bear the brunt of Souren's abuse upon my own shoulders,
but like most parents I have an absolutely stone-cold zero tolerance
of threats to my children. Souren dishes out these threats to propagate
fear.
I am now going to return that fear...and then some.
After I saw that video I decided that enough was enough.
To hell with the hassle and the time it's going to cost me - and much
more importantly, to hell with Souren. She has always accused me of
sending people after her - so I decided to do exactly that. I called
the police.
There is now an active crime reference number associated with Souren.
Investigations and actions are currently ongoing but the first action
has been to make Angelina Souren the subject of an official wanted notice
in the UK. This means that if she travels to the UK she will be immediately
arrested by border control and detained pending charges being brought
against her.
I have presented the evidence to the police, given a formal statement
and indicated my willingness to attend court to give evidence. And for
light relief, when the copper asked me if there was anything they could
do to persuade me to appear in court I said "Just bloody try to
stop me!!"
Oh, I will be there. If I have to call in each and every favour that's
owed me; if I have to crowdfund my train fare; if I have to cancel a
gig or an all expenses paid first-class cuisine tour of Italy...I will
be there.
My initial concern was that it's all good and well slapping a wanted
notice on her at the UK border, but who knows when she may decide to
return...though she has clearly stated her intention to do so. But the
seriousness of the charges being brought against her meant that it reached
the threshold for a cross-border operation.
The current state of progress is that an extensive casefile is being
drawn up for the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS). This gets submitted
to them and the CPS then hands it off to the Dutch authorities - who
pick up the process from there.
However, there's a rather intriguing aspect to all of
this because it appears that Souren may be an illegal alien in the Netherlands.
I have no real details about this other than some comments she'd made
on social media which suggest, for one reason or another, that she's
told the Dutch authorities that she's currently residing in the UK.
This raises some interesting possibilities because extraditing her from
the Netherlands to the UK is an expensive (but by no means impossible)
proposition - but if it turns out she's persona non grata in the Netherlands
(and this is currently being looked into) the Dutch authorities will
likely deport her at their expense because it will be cheaper than prosecuting
and subsequently detaining her there. They get rid of an illegal alien
and border control arrests her when she arrives back in the UK. Everybody
wins.
I often joked with my friends that if I was capable and
willing to do even a fraction of the stuff she accuses me of her life
would have been incredibly much worse than it is now. This, then, is
REALLY what me coming for her looks like. I now have new opportunities
open to me. I have dealt with the police before about this matter and
have learned that it's not enough to merely sit back and let them get
on with it in their own time. I am making every effort to ensure that
due pressure is applied in all the right places to achieve the desired
result as quickly as possible.
What's certain at this point is that Souren is facing a custodial sentence
- either in prison or a secure institution. How long that sentence is
likely to be is something I'm not going disclose other than it will
not be mere months - she will have to do her own research on that matter.
I hope she enjoys the process. However, she can only do so based on
her own perception of her actions down the years. She will not discover
what my perception is, what other evidence I have accrued and what effect
that will have upon her sentence until she is standing before the judge.
And if she's not already shitting herself (something she
seems to do on a regular basis), here's something else for her to worry
about. It's been patently obvious for some time that Souren believes
her presence in Amsterdam puts her beyond reach of the law. Indeed,
in one of her ranty emails back in August she said "You can
send all the police officers in the world. So what? (Except you can't,
of course.)" - which rather points up her belief that she's
'untouchable'.
For someone with, supposedly, an IQ of 133 she seems to get a great
many things wrong - because they are coming for her. And because
she throws out clues on social media without thinking, she's not hard
to find. Wherever she goes.
In fact I was able to provide the police with the precise location where
she dosses down. It was easy to work out - for someone who's convinced
the world is out to get her she's remarkably lax when it comes to hiding
her whereabouts. That'll be the IQ of 133, again...
It
was https://what3words.com/typist.copiers.smoker
- but shortly after this article went live she upped sticks and moved
to a new location, but is clearly still hanging aound the general area.
(Update April 2026: The 'general area' was a spot behind an allotment
on Celebesstraat - but after a bit of a run-in with the locals and the
police she's now back at the original location.)
And so that's it...right?
Not quite - because something completely unexpected and
wonderful has happened...
Y'see, while I've been collecting evidence I've come across many instances
where Souren badmouths other people/business etc. and I've taken to
informing them of these libellous incidents. I'd say that the response
rate is about 50% with the general consensus being that she's a lunatic
but thanks for letting me/us know. But every so often I get a reply
that fills in a few more details.
I sent an email to one such company (I'm not going to mention any names)
after she accused them of, well, the usual - and a few days later received
a very unexpected response.
As far as they were concerned it was just them that were being subjected
to Souren's bile, so it came as something of both a shock and a relief
to find that they were not alone. Oh, they'd had the full batty playbook.
Death threats, accusations of hacking and of mutilating wildlife, of
sending people after her. Y'know, the usual bollocks.
But the difference is - they decided to do something about it.
They
reported it to the police.
The initial response was 'Yeah, whatever' - but after I furnished the
company with the details above, things took a very different turn.
It's now the case that not only are the UK police after her, so too
are the Dutch. Whether this change of heart has anything to do with
the UK police contacting their Dutch counterparts is something I have
yet to find out - but I'd be very surprised indeed if the Amsterdam
police decided to press ahead without at least 'checking upstairs' to
see what other actions might be in the pipeline.
Either way it's fantastic news for me because no matter what happens
next, Souren is going to get her grubby collar felt - but in a funny
kind of way it feels like the old bus adage; you know the one...you
wait ages for a bus to come along and then two come at once!
The very best of it, though, is that even if it remains an entirely
local affair it will mean that Souren will now have a police record
in the Netherlands. This changes the options open to the UK police -
and it also changes the scale of sentencing in the UK. It goes up.
So what happens next? I don't know - and to be honest I don't really
care. I do know that the UK end of the process will likely take some
time - but I've been waiting for justice for 17 years; I can wait a
little longer. And it isn't only justice for me, it's for all the others
who have been subjected to that poisonous bastard's abuse. And that
particularly includes a woman called Jorinde, who was suffering from
terminal cancer when Souren began harassing her.
Jorinde passed away earlier in the year but I promised her that I would
find justice for her.
I
wasn't going to post this update yet on the basis that I didn't want
to interfere with any forthcoming police action - but then I received
yet another emailed death threat just as I was settling in for Christmas
and decided that if it makes her slightly harder to track down because
she's done a runner, it's really not my problem. She will still be found,
arrested and dealt with - it's simply a matter of time.
And so it begins. Souren is now wanted in two countries on charges
of stalking, issuing death threats and malicious communications.
She will be brought to trial but it will not be a matter of establishing
guilt - that much is already proven - rather it will be about determining
how long her sentence will be and where she will be detained.
But very much more than this, she will be forced to face up to the stark
reality that there are no hackers or organised crime syndicates after
her - everything that has happened to her has been entirely of her own
making. And this is how it ends.
And
perhaps rather sooner than she thinks. Her latest 'campaign' seem to
be one of calling out 'fascists' - which turns out to be anyone who
upsets her in any way. You'd think that after all these years she'd
be used to being told to fuck off - but no, she's decided that the best
course of action now is to threaten to stab people in the street. I
sincerely hope the person she threatened has reported it to the police
- but it's probably academic because my Dutch contacts have passed on
this video to the authorities anyway.
Souren's GoFundMe page title said "Help me (mid-sixties)
off the streets. I deserve it!"
Indeed she does, and that's exactly what's happening right now. It's
no longer a matter of if or whether the authorities are coming for her
- it's simply when, and on that point I shall say no more. It's all
as serious as it gets, and I only have to wait now.
Nothing she does now can change that - even deleting her content will make no difference; it's all been downloaded and catalogued for the trial. But if she has a few moments to spare while she wonders where to hide or whether the next person she encounters is a plainclothes police or immigration officer she might consider changing a sentence in her YouTube channel blurb from "a refugee on the run" to "a wanted criminal on the run".
She also bangs on at some length about wanting to live
in a van. "I am absolutely going to love van life!" was the
title of one of her recent videos.
If she likes living in confined spaces with only a bucket to piss in
and a bowl to wash in, she's gonna love prison.
I will be informed when she has been detained and will post an update to confirm as much. And then I'm going down the pub - and the drinks will be on me!!